The Office (TV Series)
Fun Run (2007)
John Krasinski: Jim Halpert
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Quotes
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Jim Halpert : One day, Michael came in complaining about a speed bump on the highway. I wonder who he ran over then.
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Pam Beesly : [after Pam accidentally enters Michael's office while he's changing clothes] On average, how many hours a day do you spend naked in your office? Just ballpark?
Michael Scott : European offices are naked all the time.
Pam Beesly : They're so not.
Michael Scott : Besides, my shirt tail covered most of it, so...
Pam Beesly : I didn't see where it started but I saw where it ended.
Jim Halpert : Gross.
Michael Scott : That's not gross, it's the human body, what is your problem? Pam, you're an artist, right? Think of me as one of your models.
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Pam Beesly : Also, there is no such thing as a rabies doctor.
Michael Scott : How about a rabies nurse?
Pam Beesly : I don't think so.
Jim Halpert : You know what, though? I've actually seen ads for nurses that you can hire by the hour... for, uh, parties and bachelor events.
Michael Scott : That's possible. Look into that.
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Jim Halpert : So, what's your strategy for the race?
Pam Beesly : Well, I'm gonna start fast.
Jim Halpert : Mm-hmm.
Pam Beesly : Then I'm gonna run fast in the middle. Then I'm gonna end fast.
Jim Halpert : Why won't more people do that?
Pam Beesly : 'Cause they're stupid.