The Office (TV Series)

The Job (2007)

Melora Hardin: Jan Levinson

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• Jan Levinson : [barging into David's office]  You son of a bitch.

  David Wallace : Jan, this isn't the time. I'm in an interview.

  Jan Levinson : You're firing me? Where the hell do you get off?

  David Wallace : Frankly, it's overdue. Your behavior in the last two years has been completely erratic.

  Jan Levinson : Erratic?

  David Wallace : Recently you haven't even shown interest in your work! You smoke constantly in your office; you spend most of the day online shopping; you disappear for hours at a time, sometimes days, always saying you're visiting your sister in Scottsdale; you go to Scranton far more often than you need to...

  Jan Levinson : [takes off jacket, exposing cleavage]  Is it because of these?

  Michael Scott : [sulking outside of office]  Whoa, hey, whoa, Jan...

  Jan Levinson : I wanna know! I wanna know because if it is, then-then I will see you in court!

  David Wallace : It's not. It's not.

  Jan Levinson : [indicating Michael]  'Cause he likes them, okay? He likes them! A-and that is all I care about.

  David Wallace : The time has come for you to end your professional relationship with this company. You are clearly unstable.

  Michael Scott : Hey, you're unstable.

  [David glares at Michael] 

  Jan Levinson : Yeah!

  Michael Scott : Nope. We're all unstable, so...

  Jan Levinson : Okay, you know what, I'm just not leaving! I'm not leaving! I'm not leaving.

  Michael Scott : David, I did not tell her.

• Jan Levinson : [being fired]  So long, ass...

  [bleep]