The Office (TV Series)
The Job (2007)
John Krasinski: Jim Halpert
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Quotes
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Dwight Schrute : I am going to be your new boss.
[chuckles]
Dwight Schrute : It is my greatest dream come true. Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check-in time is now. Checkout time is never.
Jim Halpert : Does my room have cable?
Dwight Schrute : No. And the sheets are made of fire.
Jim Halpert : Can I change rooms?
Dwight Schrute : Sorry, we're all booked up. Hell convention in town.
Jim Halpert : Can I have a late checkout?
Dwight Schrute : I'll have to talk to the manager.
Jim Halpert : You're not the manager? Even in your own fantasy?
Dwight Schrute : I'm the owner. The co-owner. With Satan!
Jim Halpert : Okay. Just so I understand it, in your wildest fantasy, you are in Hell, and you are co-running a bed-and-breakfast with the Devil.
Dwight Schrute : Yeah, but I haven't told you my salary yet.
Jim Halpert : Go.
Dwight Schrute : $80,000 a year.
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Jim Halpert : How are your feet?
Pam Beesly : Medium rare. Thanks.
Jim Halpert : The real reason I went to Stamford is because I wanted to be... not here.
Pam Beesly : I know.
Jim Halpert : And even though I came back, I just feel like I never really... came back.
Pam Beesly : Well, I wish you would.