The Office (TV Series)

The Job (2007)

Brian Baumgartner: Kevin Malone

Quotes 

• [during a talking heads segment about Jan's boob job] 

  Meredith Palmer : I would never do that. Waste of money. In my experience, guys are way more attracted to the back of you than to the front.

  Kevin Malone : I love fake boobs. Oftentimes, you find them on strippers.

  Creed Bratton : I find it offensive. Au naturel, baby. That's how I like them. Swing low, sweet chariots.

• Pam Beesly : Who do you think will get the job?

  Kevin Malone : Karen, she looks corporate, those little pantsuits.

  Phyllis Vance : I think it's gonna be Michael.

  Oscar Martinez : Do you really think he's qualified for that job?

  Phyllis Vance : No, but he wasn't qualified for the job he has now and he got that one.