The Office (TV Series)

Did I Stutter? (2008)

Steve Carell: Michael Scott

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• Michael Scott : I don't understand why you keep picking on me.

  Stanley Hudson : Oh, for the love of God.

  Michael Scott : You just do, and I don't know why, so please help me understand.

  Stanley Hudson : Fine. Here it is. You are a person I do not respect. The things you say, your actions, your methods and style, everything you do, I would do it the opposite way.

  Michael Scott : Well, Stanley, maybe you are feeling that you don't respect me because you don't know me very well.

  Stanley Hudson : Michael, I've known you a very long time, and the more I've gotten to know you, the less I have come to respect you. Any other theories?

  Michael Scott : All right, you don't respect me. I accept that. But listen to me. You can't talk to me that way in this office, you just can't. I am your boss. Can't allow it.

  Stanley Hudson : Fair enough.

• Dwight Schrute : [pushing Michael's face into wet cement]  Force it in as deep as you can.

  Michael Scott : [muffled]  That's what she said.

• Michael Scott : Stanley Hudson, you are fired.

  Stanley : Are you serious?

  Michael Scott : I am serious. We are all serious. You are fired like a heart attack.

• Michael Scott : All right, everybody out except Phyllis.

• Michael Scott : Today is a very special day for me. And it's really not about me. It's about my grandkids. It's about my great grandkids. I can come back here when I'm 100, and I can find that piece of cement and say, "That's me. Look kids, your daddy left that face hole..." I don't know. It's a good feeling.

• Michael Scott : You're on the street and one of your gang disses you.

  Darryl Philbin : Oh my goodness.

  Michael Scott : Yeah, so, what do you do to get him to make it right?

  Darryl Philbin : Well, see, um, in the gang world, we use something called "fluffy fingers".

  Michael Scott : What is that?

  Darryl Philbin : That's where if somebody really gets in your face, you know, you just start tickling them.

  Michael Scott : Really?

  Darryl Philbin : Yeah. Then he starts tickling you. You know, pretty soon, you laughing and hugging. Before you know it, you've forgotten the whole thing. Y'all can just go to church together, and get ice cream cone.

  Michael Scott : I would have never thought that gangs would be tickling each other.