The Office (TV Series)

Did I Stutter? (2008)

Leslie David Baker: Stanley Hudson

Photos 

Quotes 

• Michael Scott : I don't understand why you keep picking on me.

  Stanley Hudson : Oh, for the love of God.

  Michael Scott : You just do, and I don't know why, so please help me understand.

  Stanley Hudson : Fine. Here it is. You are a person I do not respect. The things you say, your actions, your methods and style, everything you do, I would do it the opposite way.

  Michael Scott : Well, Stanley, maybe you are feeling that you don't respect me because you don't know me very well.

  Stanley Hudson : Michael, I've known you a very long time, and the more I've gotten to know you, the less I have come to respect you. Any other theories?

  Michael Scott : All right, you don't respect me. I accept that. But listen to me. You can't talk to me that way in this office, you just can't. I am your boss. Can't allow it.

  Stanley Hudson : Fair enough.

• Stanley : Did I stutter?

• Stanley Hudson : It's like I used to tell my wife, "I do not apologize unless I think I'm wrong, and if you don't like it, you can leave." And I say the same thing to my current wife, and I'll say it to my next one, too.

• Michael Scott : Stanley Hudson, you are fired.

  Stanley : Are you serious?

  Michael Scott : I am serious. We are all serious. You are fired like a heart attack.

• Stanley Hudson : You are a professional idiot.