The Office (TV Series)
Dunder Mifflin Infinity (2007)
Rainn Wilson: Dwight Schrute
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Quotes
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Angela Martin : I heard a joke today.
Dwight Schrute : [awkward laughter] Oh, that's funny.
Angela Martin : Yes, it was.
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Angela Martin : [during dinner] How's your meat?
Dwight Schrute : Dry. Delicious.
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Aaron Grandy : [seeing Michael and Dwight soaking wet] What happened to you guys?
Michael Scott : Give it back. The gift basket. Give it back.
Aaron Grandy : Oh, what is this?
Dwight Schrute : It's real simple. If you don't appreciate what we do, then give us back our basket.
Aaron Grandy : Maybe you should leave.
Michael Scott : Yeah, maybe we should. Maybe we should leave.
[to Dwight]
Michael Scott : Come on, let's leave. But before we leave, my wet friend and I are gonna wait for our cabs on your nice couches!
[he sits on a couch, intentionally getting water all over it]
Dwight Schrute : [sarcastically] Could you call us a cab, please? I'm gonna...
[he squeezes his jacket sleeve, getting water all over the couch]
Dwight Schrute : Oh, sorry.
Michael Scott : Look, my clothes are so wet.
Dwight Schrute : Nice leather.
[scraping his shoes on the couch]
Dwight Schrute : Oh, my shoes are so muddy.
Aaron Grandy : [puts the gift basket on the table] All right, here you go. Take it back!
Michael Scott : It's been opened.
Aaron Grandy : Yeah, it was mine.
Michael Scott : What's missing? The turtles... Where are the turtles? Where are the turtles?
Aaron Grandy : Come on, guys, get outta here!
Michael Scott : [screams] WHERE ARE THE TURTLES? WHERE ARE THEY?
Dwight Schrute : [to the office] Excuse me, I have an announcement to make. We seem to be missing a box of chocolate turtles with pecans, and we will not be leaving the premises until we obtain them. Hand. Over. The. Turtles. Now!
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GPS : Make a right turn.
[Michael starts to turn right]
Dwight Schrute : Wait, wait, no no no, it means "bear right." Up there.
Michael Scott : No, it said right. It said take a right.
Dwight Schrute : No, no. Look, it means go up to the right -- bear right -- over the bridge, and hook up with 307.
GPS : Make a right turn.
Michael Scott : Maybe it's a shortcut, Dwight. It said go to the right.
[he turns right]
Dwight Schrute : It can't mean that, there's a lake there!
GPS : Proceed straight.
Michael Scott : I think it knows where it is going.
Dwight Schrute : This is the lake! THIS IS THE LAKE!
Michael Scott : The machine knows! Stop yelling at me! Stop yelling!
Dwight Schrute : NO! IT'S UP THERE! THERE'S NO ROAD HERE!
[It's too late. Michael drives right into the lake]
Dwight Schrute : Remain calm, I have trained for this!
[he unbuckles his seat belt]
Dwight Schrute : Okay. Exit the window! Here we go!
[Dwight and Michael climb out the windows]
GPS : Make a u-turn, if possible.
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Dwight Schrute : [on Jim and Pam dating] I don't see it. I think they both can do better.
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Dwight Schrute : [In a confessional referring to Pam and Jim dating] I don't see it. I think they both could do better.