The Office (TV Series)

Launch Party (2007)

John Krasinski: Jim Halpert

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Quotes 

• Jim Halpert : Do you remember what you said to me on my first day of work, just before you walked me over to my desk?

  Pam Beesly : Yeah. "Enjoy this moment, because you're never going to go back to this time before you met your desk mate, Dwight."

  Jim Halpert : And that's when I knew. You?

  Pam Beesly : You came up to my desk, and you said, "This might sound weird, and there's no reason for me to know this, but that mixed-berry yogurt you're about to eat has expired."

  Jim Halpert : That was the moment that you knew you liked me?

  Pam Beesly : Yup.

  Jim Halpert : Wow. Can we make it a different moment?

  Pam Beesly : Nope.

• Andy Bernard : And then I will say something positive like "Kudos," or "Job well done."

  Jim Halpert : Or, "Zip-a-dee-doo-dah!"

  Andy Bernard : I can't tell if he's mocking me.

  Dwight Schrute : Just ignore him.

  Andy Bernard : I can't do that. It's really hard for me to let things go.

  Jim Halpert : I was mocking.

  Andy Bernard : Thank you.

  Dwight Schrute : I just feel like we need something more to acknowledge when I make a sale.

  Andy Bernard : Yes! Like a chime or a bell.

  Jim Halpert : Or a gong.

• Jim Halpert : [about the delivery kid being held against his will]  You need to let him go.

  Michael Scott : Let go our little jerk boy before he has learned his lesson?

  Jim Halpert : Yes.

  Michael Scott : You know what, Jim? The world would be a better place if people were held accountable for their actions.

  Jim Halpert : Yes, but not by kidnapping.

  Michael Scott : I'm not kidnapping him, I'm keeping him until I get what I want.

  Jim Halpert : As a hostage.

  Michael Scott : I think you're overthinking it.

  Jim Halpert : I think you're underthinking it.

• Michael Scott : [On the phone]  Yes, is Alfredo there? Can I speak to a manager, then? Ok, can you tell the manager that I'm keeping his delivery kid until I get my discount on the eight pizzas I ordered? Yes, I know it is not on the coupon. Also, I would like him to throw in two, three pizzas, uhm, just for our...

  Jim Halpert : [to MIchael]  Ransom.

  Michael Scott : ...Trouble. Ok. Alright.

  [Hangs up the phone] 

  Jim Halpert : What did he say?

  Michael Scott : He said no.

• Jim Halpert : A toast. I'm gonna make it good. To avoiding a class-two felony charge.

• Jim Halpert : [referring to the DVD screensaver in the conference room]  There's this cube on the screen. It bounces around all day, and sometimes it looks like it's heading right into the corner of the screen, and at the last minute it hits a wall and bounces away... and we are all just dying to see it go right into the corner. Pam claims that she saw it one day when she was alone in the conference room... okay. I believe she *thinks* she saw it.

  Pam Beesly : I saw it! I saw it, and it was amazing! Who said I didn't see it? Did Jim say that I didn't see it? I SAW IT!