The Office (TV Series)
Launch Party (2007)
Angela Kinsey: Angela Martin
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Quotes
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Dwight Schrute : I can make more sales than a computer. In fact, I challenge that website to make more sales than me today.
Angela Martin : Waste of time.
Michael Scott : What's that, pipsqueak?
Angela Martin : Waste of time. The website's going to win.
Dwight Schrute : You believe a computer can beat me?
Angela Martin : I don't care, but yes.
Dwight Schrute : Well, I will prove you wrong.
Angela Martin : I don't care, and you won't.
Dwight Schrute : You'll see.
Angela Martin : I won't be watching, and I won't.
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Angela Martin : [to Phyllis about misspelling launch on the party sign] It is awful. You've made this day awful.
Kevin Malone : Maybe you could just change the U into an A.
Michael Scott : [speaking in a hushed voice as he approaches the sign] Oh, lunch party.
Angela Martin : It's supposed to say launch!
Michael Scott : Okay! Wow! Easy booster seat. Nobody cares about this party anyway.
Angela Martin : I care!
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Angela Martin : Hey, do you know any men that you can fix me up with? I would like to have a relationship with a man.
Pam Beesly : Um, I'll get back to you.
Angela Martin : Let me know.
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Angela Martin : "Plan a party Angela, oh, and the entire world will see it; oh, and here's 65 dollars for your budget; oh, and here are four idiots who'll do nothing but let you down; oh, and your cat's still dead".
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Kevin Malone : [Angela and Phyllis are hanging up a banner for the Launch Party] Isn't 7:00 p.m. a little late for a lunch party?
Angela Martin : [to Phyllis] Lunch party? It's supposed to say "Launch Party." What is wrong with you?
Phyllis Lapin : [cuts to confessional] Angela is worse than usual lately, and we have a party to throw, so I googled, "How to deal with difficult people." And I got all of this.
[she holds up a few sheets of paper with information]
Phyllis Lapin : So we're gonna try out some new things today.
Phyllis Lapin : [it cuts back to the office] So, how do you feel about the fact that the banner says "Lunch"?
Angela Martin : I feel angry. Angry at you. Angry at you for doing something stupid. Angry at me for believing you could do something not stupid.
Phyllis Lapin : [Phyllis looks down at the sheets of paper] I'm so sorry to hear that. That must be awful.
Angela Martin : It is awful. You've made this day awful.
Kevin Malone : Maybe you could just change the U into an A.
Angela Martin : Then it would say "Lanch Party," Kevin. Would it really be better if it said "Lanch Party"?