The Office (TV Series)
Money (2007)
Oscar Nuñez: Oscar Martinez
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Quotes
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Oscar : Hey. I just wanted you to know that you can't just say the word "bankruptcy" and expect anything to happen.
Michael Scott : I didn't say it. I declared it.
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Creed Bratton : Hey, coz. Heard you're having money problems.
Michael Scott : No, you didn't.
Creed Bratton : Listen, I got the answer. You declare bankruptcy, all your problems go away.
Creed Bratton : [in confessional] Creed Bratton has never declared bankruptcy. When Creed Bratton gets in trouble, he transfers his debt to
[holds up a fake passport]
Creed Bratton : William Charles Schneider.
Michael Scott : How would that help, Creed? In Monopoly, you go bankrupt, you lose.
Creed Bratton : You don't go by Monopoly, man. That game is *nuts*. Nobody just pick up Get Out of Jail Free cards. Those things cost thousands.
Michael Scott : That is a good point.
Creed Bratton : Bankruptcy, Michael, is nature's do-over. It's a fresh start. It's a clean slate.
Michael Scott : Like the Witness Protection Program.
Creed Bratton : [simultaneously] Exactly.
Oscar Martinez : [simultaneously] Not at all.
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Ryan Howard : What I really want, honestly, Michael, is for you to know it so that you can communicate it to the people here, to your clients, to whomever.
Michael Scott : [chuckles] Okay.
Ryan Howard : What?
Michael Scott : It's 'whoever', not 'whomever'.
Ryan Howard : No, it's 'whomever'.
Michael Scott : No, 'whomever' is never actually right.
Jim Halpert : Well, sometimes it's right.
Creed Bratton : Michael is right. It's a made-up word used to trick students.
Andy Bernard : No. Actually, 'whomever' is the formal version of the word.
Oscar Martinez : Obviously it's a real word, but I don't know when to use it correctly.
Michael Scott : [to camera] Not a native speaker.
Kevin Malone : I know what's right, but I'm not gonna say because you're all jerks who didn't come see my band last night.
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Oscar : Michael, are you having money problems?
Michael Scott : Monkey problems? No, I'm not having monkey problems. Why would I have monkey problems?
Oscar : I know you heard me correctly.
Michael Scott : [sighs] Oh, I hate monkeys.
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Oscar : Michael, I'm gonna set you and Jan up with a debt consolidator, you'll meet with this guy, you...
Michael Scott : Ugh... no, no, no, we are gonna leave Jan out of this.
Oscar : She has to know!
Michael Scott : We will find another way! We'll ask Powerpoint.
Oscar : Michael this is a presentation tool.
Michael Scott : *You* are a presentation tool, if you think I'm gonna tell Jan about this
[Oscar gets up to leave]
Oscar : I'm done.
Michael Scott : No, you're not. Ok. You're not a tool.