The Office (TV Series)
Branch Wars (2007)
Jenna Fischer: Pam Beesly
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Quotes
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Jim Halpert : [after Pam invites him to the Finer Things Club] Angela's Ashes, top of the morning to it. Frankie's prose is finer than a pot of gold, say aye.
Oscar : Ok, did you get it out of your system?
Jim Halpert : Yep. No, I mean I really liked it. That was a fun read.
Toby Flenderson : Fun?
Jim Halpert : Mm-hm.
Toby Flenderson : Really?
Jim Halpert : Yeah.
Toby Flenderson : What was fun about it for you? Was it the death of the twins?
Jim Halpert : Uh, no, that wasn't... fun.
Toby Flenderson : Did you even read it?
Jim Halpert : Of course I read it.
Oscar : How does it end?
[Jim clears his throat]
Jim Halpert : Who is the main character?
Jim Halpert : Angela. Nope, the ashes.
Pam Beesly : [Mouthing to Oscar] Sorry.
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Pam Beesly : I have Ben Nugent on the line, he's the top salesman in Utica.
Michael Scott : Hi, Ben, Michael Scott.
Additional : Hi, Michael.
Michael Scott : I'm gonna cut right to the chase here, do you like magic?
[pause]
Michael Scott : Because I'm a genie in a bottle and I am going to grant you three wishes: to move to Scranton, to have a great job, and to be my best friend.
Additional : Aren't you the guy that hit the woman with you car?
Pam Beesly : [Giggles]
Michael Scott : [to Pam] Get out.
[She leaves]
Michael Scott : Uh, I... yeah, I also saved her life, but I guess that's not as grabby.
Additional : Uh, everyone says the Scranton branch is worse than Camden. Didn't everyone from Stamford quit, like immediately?
Michael Scott : No, I fired them, and yo're next.
[Long pause]
Michael Scott : So what do you say?
Additional : Seriously?