Cashmere Mafia (TV Series)

Conference Call (2008)

Miranda Otto: Juliet Draper

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Quotes 

• Juliet Draper : [to Caitlin]  You're gay now?

  Mia Mason : Oh, she's not gay. You know what? She's hip. It's the thing to do. It's like when everyone was pregnant, you know. Lesbians are the new babies.

  Caitlin Dowd : Excuse me, can the possible lesbian answer that question? I don't know if I'm gay or I'm straight. I don't want to join a union yet or anything. I met someone I like. It happens to be a woman. That's all I got. Just please, be supportive. I don't want your opinion or permission. And don't act like this never happened to any of you.

  Mia Mason : Well, I went to Wellesley. It's practically part of the curriculum.

  Zoe Burden : I made out with Jenny McGruber at summer camp. She was really good at lanyard. I had some amazing plastic jewelry that summer.

  Juliet Draper : I was trying to process one lesbian...

  [stares at Mia and Zoe] 

  Juliet Draper : Now I have three.

• Zoe Burden : Let's do you next. What man do you want from this list?

  Caitlin Dowd : I'm good.

  Zoe Burden : What? What do you mean "You're good?" You're never "good".

  Caitlin Dowd : Thanks a lot. I am... have a date.

  Zoe Burden : Really?

  Juliet Draper : You did mention last week you kissed someone.

  Mia Mason : You've been holding out on us. With whom?

  Caitlin Dowd : With a woman.

  [Mia, Zoe, and Juliet all stare wide-eyed and shocked at Caitlin] 

  Mia Mason : You really have been holding out on us!

• Emily Draper : [bringing home a bad report card with a devil-may-care attitude]  I need you to sign this.

  Davis Draper : What is it?

  Emily Draper : Math test.

  Davis Draper : You got a 56?

  Emily Draper : [impatiently]  Just sign it.

  Davis Draper : Does your Mom know about this?

  Emily Draper : [sarcastically]  Yeah. Communication around here has been at an all-time high.

  Davis Draper : You know, the last thing I need right now, is your attitude -...

  [she raises her eyebrows, behind them Juliet enters] 

  Juliet Draper : Is there a problem?

  Emily Draper : Mom!

  [seeing the off-the-shoulder red halter top] 

  Emily Draper : I love the new look!

  Juliet Draper : Thank you.

  Davis Draper : Here you go.

  [Dad signs, hands Em back the report card] 

  Emily Draper : Thank you for caring.

  Davis Draper : [mind in different place]  You're welcome.