Californication (TV Series)
Fear and Loathing at the Fundraiser (2007)
David Duchovny: Hank Moody
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Quotes
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Hank Moody : [after catching Charlie photographing his secretary] Holy Fuck-nuts!
Charlie Runkle : Shit!
[falls over]
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Charlie Runkle : What, don't you fucking knock?
Hank Moody : Don't you lock?
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Hank Moody : [Charlie hugs Hank] Oh, big boy... are you crying?
Charlie Runkle : A little.
Hank Moody : Jesus Christ.
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Karen : Could you be on your best behaviour tonight? Please, please.
Hank Moody : Like a child, you talk to me. What - what -what do you think I'm gonna do?
Karen : You are a child.
Hank Moody : Stir the punch bowl with my dong?
Karen : Quite possibly, yes. And that's... the thing with you, Hank. One never knows what to *expect* from you or - or your... dong.
Hank Moody : And how is this not a virtue?
Karen : [looks away, scoffs] Ah...
Hank Moody : You know, honey, you do look beautiful tonight.
Karen : Well, thanks. Thank you. Thank you.
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Meredith : Hank, I think we need to talk.
Hank Moody : Talk? Really? Has - has anything good *ever* come from such a thing... ever?