- Justin Silverman: [walks in holding a gumball dispenser] Hey, I'm here to return this. I stole it. But apparently it's all plastic, and I broke my teeth.
- [Macaulay Culkin, the clerk, stares at him]
- Justin Silverman: ... You look familiar. Were you in "My Girl 2"?
- Macaulay Culkin: What the fuck do you want.
- Justin Silverman: ...It really helps...
- Macaulay Culkin: [pushes him away] Take it. Just take it.
- Justin Silverman: ...The feng shui of my apartment.
- Macaulay Culkin: Just take it.
- [Justin walks out; Macaulay goes back to typing on his keyboard]