Bromwell High (TV Series)

Fire Drill (2005)

Simon Greenall: Iqbal Kandallah, Martin Jackson, Various

Quotes 

• Inspector : Well, Keisha, do you think you can handle five fires a week?

  Keisha Marie : No problem.

  Mr. Bibby : You could say she was "fired up" for it.

  [everyone laughs and walks away] 

  Iqbal : I don't get it. You is all fired.

• [school bus is on fire] 

  Iqbal : OK, everyone, you know the drill.

  [whispers] 

  Iqbal : It is a drill right?

  Mr. Bibby : No it's actually a "real" fire.

  Iqbal : Bloody shitcakes! Everyone run for your lives!

• Iqbal : Clowns is as funny as an old lady who falls in a sausage machine.

  Mr. Bibby : Really? I've never liked them myself.

• [school catches fire] 

  Martin Jackson : [prances down the hall]  Yay! Early hometime!