Bromwell High (TV Series)

Fire Drill (2005)

Jo Wyatt: Natella, Various

Quotes 

• Keisha Marie : Keisha, this is the third fire you caused this week!

  Keisha Marie : Oh, yeah? When?

  Natella : One on Monday, one on Tuesday, and one today. One and one and one is three.

  Keisha Marie : OK, you got me.

• Natella : It's like being an alcoholic. You can't have just one drink. You have to have one more and one more and then one more, in an orgy of self-destruction.

  Latrina : Like me that time!

• Natella : Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

  Keisha Marie : Yeah! Let's go do a shit on the teacher's car!

• Natella : Miss! Miss! You said everyone was ticked off but I know one student who isn't ticked off.

  Melanie Dickson : Well, that's almost everyone.

  [gets carried off by fireman] 

  Melanie Dickson : [later scene] 

  Inspector : Headmaster, I hear you rescued everyone from the fire. That's quite a feat.

  Mr. Bibby : I think "some" children were burnt.

  Inspector : Oh, well that's almost everyone.

• Natella : [gasps]  Keisha!

  Keisha Marie : What?

  Natella : I just had a text message threatening to beat me up!

  Keisha Marie : Oh, I get them too. It's the phone company. You need to pay your bill.

  Natella : It must be Aisha!

  Keisha Marie : Or the phone company.

  Natella : [reads text message]  "You are dead meat, you specky Paki freak."

  Keisha Marie : Just pay your bill, bitch!

• Natella : Welcome to this emergency meeting of the Inhalers Club. We have a guest member today: Latrina. Please treat her as one of us, even though she's popular with her peers, and is not permanently excused from doing P.E.

• Natella : I should tell him Aisha did it. That is the right thing to do.

  Latrina : It is the right thing to do. And after she murders you, you will go straight to heaven.

  Natella : I'm a Hindu.

  Latrina : Disneyland?