Bromwell High (TV Series)

Fire Drill (2005)

Gina Yashere: Keisha Marie

Quotes 

• Inspector : Well, Keisha, do you think you can handle five fires a week?

  Keisha Marie : No problem.

  Mr. Bibby : You could say she was "fired up" for it.

  [everyone laughs and walks away] 

  Iqbal : I don't get it. You is all fired.

• Keisha Marie : Keisha, this is the third fire you caused this week!

  Keisha Marie : Oh, yeah? When?

  Natella : One on Monday, one on Tuesday, and one today. One and one and one is three.

  Keisha Marie : OK, you got me.

• Natella : Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

  Keisha Marie : Yeah! Let's go do a shit on the teacher's car!

• Keisha Marie : Are you the Shrink?

  Shrink : I prefer child psychologist.

  Keisha Marie : Am I a nut job?

  Shrink : I prefer mental case.

• Shrink : Now, how does starting fires make you feel?

  Keisha Marie : Warm and tingly.

  Shrink : I don't think that's right. Would you like to change your answer?

  Keisha Marie : Yeah, to good.

  Shrink : [stares at Keisha disapprovingly] 

  Keisha Marie : Really good?

  Shrink : [continues to stare] 

  Keisha Marie : Really bad.

  Shrink : Excellent. Another successful rehabilitation.

• Natella : [gasps]  Keisha!

  Keisha Marie : What?

  Natella : I just had a text message threatening to beat me up!

  Keisha Marie : Oh, I get them too. It's the phone company. You need to pay your bill.

  Natella : It must be Aisha!

  Keisha Marie : Or the phone company.

  Natella : [reads text message]  "You are dead meat, you specky Paki freak."

  Keisha Marie : Just pay your bill, bitch!