- Inspector: Well, Keisha, do you think you can handle five fires a week?
- Keisha Marie: No problem.
- Mr. Bibby: You could say she was "fired up" for it.
- [everyone laughs and walks away]
- Iqbal: I don't get it. You is all fired.
- Keisha Marie: Keisha, this is the third fire you caused this week!
- Keisha Marie: Oh, yeah? When?
- Natella: One on Monday, one on Tuesday, and one today. One and one and one is three.
- Keisha Marie: OK, you got me.
- Natella: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
- Keisha Marie: Yeah! Let's go do a shit on the teacher's car!
- Natella: Miss! Miss! You said everyone was ticked off but I know one student who isn't ticked off.
- Melanie Dickson: Well, that's almost everyone.
- [gets carried off by fireman]
- Melanie Dickson: [later scene]
- Inspector: Headmaster, I hear you rescued everyone from the fire. That's quite a feat.
- Mr. Bibby: I think "some" children were burnt.
- Inspector: Oh, well that's almost everyone.
- Keisha Marie: Are you the Shrink?
- Shrink: I prefer child psychologist.
- Keisha Marie: Am I a nut job?
- Shrink: I prefer mental case.
- Shrink: Now, how does starting fires make you feel?
- Keisha Marie: Warm and tingly.
- Shrink: I don't think that's right. Would you like to change your answer?
- Keisha Marie: Yeah, to good.
- Shrink: [stares at Keisha disapprovingly]
- Keisha Marie: Really good?
- Shrink: [continues to stare]
- Keisha Marie: Really bad.
- Shrink: Excellent. Another successful rehabilitation.
- Natella: [gasps] Keisha!
- Keisha Marie: What?
- Natella: I just had a text message threatening to beat me up!
- Keisha Marie: Oh, I get them too. It's the phone company. You need to pay your bill.
- Natella: It must be Aisha!
- Keisha Marie: Or the phone company.
- Natella: [reads text message] "You are dead meat, you specky Paki freak."
- Keisha Marie: Just pay your bill, bitch!
- Gavin Beale: Are your trousers on fire?
- Mr. Phillips: No. These aren't mine, I found them in Lost Property.
- Natella: Welcome to this emergency meeting of the Inhalers Club. We have a guest member today: Latrina. Please treat her as one of us, even though she's popular with her peers, and is not permanently excused from doing P.E.