Bromwell High (TV Series)

Valentine's Day (2005)

Nina Conti: Latrina, Various

Quotes 

• Latrina : I love Valentine's Day.

  Keisha Marie : I like the bit where everyone gets drunk, and your dad fights with policemen.

  Latrina : That's Christmas Day!

  Keisha Marie : Oh yeah. I like the bit where they nail that bitch to the cross.

  Natella : That's Good Friday!

• Latrina : Valentine's Day is the most important day of the year.

  Natella : If you judge people by how attractive they are.

  Latrina : How else is you do it?

• Latrina : I is can't imagine anything worse than being ugly.

  Natella : What about starving children in Africa?

  Latrina : Nope. Unless they is starving and ugly.