Bromwell High (TV Series)
Valentine's Day (2005)
Graeme Garden: Roger Bibby
Quotes
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Iqbal Kandallah : [watching cable TV] I've seen the future, and it is porn, sharks, and Nazis.
Roger Bibby : Excellent. That rather plays to my strengths.
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Roger Bibby : Mrs. Rice-Davis, surely you understand this was an accident.
Mrs. Rice-Davis : I don't understand nothing.
Roger Bibby : I see. Playing hardball, are we?
Mrs. Rice-Davis : I don't understand nothing.
Roger Bibby : I see. Playing idiot ball, are we?
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Prosecutor : Let me put the question another way. Can you tell what this is?
Judge : Let the record show that the prosecution is showing the plaintiff a picture of a hole in the ground.
Prosecutor : Is it any different to this?
Judge : Let the record show that the prosecution is showing the plaintiff a picture of her own arse.
Prosecutor : Well, Kylie, can you spot the difference?
Kylie Rice-Davis : No.
[the crowd gasps]
Prosecutor : Has no one ever taught you this?
Kylie Rice-Davis : No.
[the crowd gasps]
Roger Bibby : [offended] We covered it in Module 4!
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Roger Bibby : Knowing me, I suspect I have a plan.
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Roger Bibby : The school is being sued by one of its illiterate children. We've fouled our own glass coffee table, and now we must wipe it clean.
Carol Jackson : Reading is a mental function; how are we supposed to affect that? Shrink ourselves down so we can be injected into their brains like Racquel Welch in Fantastic Voyage? We're teachers, not film stars!