Bromwell High (TV Series)

Valentine's Day (2005)

Simon Greenall: Iqbal Kandallah, Martin Jackson, Various

Quotes 

• Gavin Beale : Whenever Jesus sees a hole, he fills it.

  Iqbal Kandallah : Like my cousin Mekhmed.

• Iqbal Kandallah : [watching cable TV]  I've seen the future, and it is porn, sharks, and Nazis.

  Roger Bibby : Excellent. That rather plays to my strengths.