Bromwell High (TV Series)

Valentine's Day (2005)

Doon Mackichan: Carol Jackson, Various

Quotes 

• Roger Bibby : The school is being sued by one of its illiterate children. We've fouled our own glass coffee table, and now we must wipe it clean.

  Carol Jackson : Reading is a mental function; how are we supposed to affect that? Shrink ourselves down so we can be injected into their brains like Racquel Welch in Fantastic Voyage? We're teachers, not film stars!