Bromwell High (TV Series)

Valentine's Day (2005)

Tracy-Ann Oberman: Melanie Dickson, Various

Quotes 

• Roger Bibby : Mrs. Rice-Davis, surely you understand this was an accident.

  Mrs. Rice-Davis : I don't understand nothing.

  Roger Bibby : I see. Playing hardball, are we?

  Mrs. Rice-Davis : I don't understand nothing.

  Roger Bibby : I see. Playing idiot ball, are we?

• Melanie Dickson : I know a lot of you are worried about Valentine's cards. There's no stigma attached to not receiving any. That is no stigma, okay? However, if you don't get any, you will be sent to a special class at break time, for your own protection.

• Natella : It's time we stood up and rejected the superficial values of beauty and attractiveness that pervade our morally bankrupt society!

  Melanie Dickson : That was very good. For a minger.