Bromwell High (TV Series)

Valentine's Day (2005)

Jo Wyatt: Natella, Various

Quotes 

• Latrina : I love Valentine's Day.

  Keisha Marie : I like the bit where everyone gets drunk, and your dad fights with policemen.

  Latrina : That's Christmas Day!

  Keisha Marie : Oh yeah. I like the bit where they nail that bitch to the cross.

  Natella : That's Good Friday!

• Latrina : Valentine's Day is the most important day of the year.

  Natella : If you judge people by how attractive they are.

  Latrina : How else is you do it?

• Latrina : I is can't imagine anything worse than being ugly.

  Natella : What about starving children in Africa?

  Latrina : Nope. Unless they is starving and ugly.

• Natella : Davis has never sent anyone a Valentine's card. Not even Latrina. He's too cool.

  Keisha Marie : Yeah, he doesn't even talk to girls. He's the least gay boy ever.

• Natella : It's time we stood up and rejected the superficial values of beauty and attractiveness that pervade our morally bankrupt society!

  Melanie Dickson : That was very good. For a minger.

• Natella : It's a non-violent protest. Like Gandhi.

  Keisha Marie : That stupid deer.