Bromwell High (TV Series)

Baby Boom (2005)

Tracy-Ann Oberman: Melanie Dickson

Quotes 

• Latrina : My name is Latrina, and I have a question for the fat bitch.

  Melanie Dickson : Latrina! It's the fat lady.

  Latrina : Sorry, miss. Fat lady, here is my question: why is you so fat?

  Melanie Dickson : Questions about sex, please.

  Natella : Please excuse my friend's clumsiness. May I ask a question of a more pertinent sexual nature?

  Melanie Dickson : Thank god for the Asians.

  Natella : Miss Hutchison, during the act of sexual intercourse, have you ever crushed a man to death?

  Melanie Dickson : Well, answer the question.

  Miss Hutchison : I'm not answering that.

  Melanie Dickson : Well done, Natella. You've stumped the experts again.

  Keisha : Miss! Miss!

  Melanie Dickson : Keisha, do you have a simpler question for the fat lady?

  Keisha : Big fat lady, tell me this, has you got a baby?

  Miss Hutchison : Well, as it happens...

  Keisha : By which I mean, have you ever done it with a man?

  Miss Hutchison : Well, it's...

  Keisha : 'Cause I can't see it. You're too fat.

  Melanie Dickson : Well, you've got to answer one of them!