"Bromwell High" Goodbye Mr. Crisps (TV Episode 2005) - Jo Wyatt as Natella, Various

Natella : Keisha, Muslims are not allowed to bet.

Keisha Marie : No!

Latrina : Believe it, lady.

Keisha Marie : Shit.

Natella : And they don't swear.

Keisha Marie : Fucking bible!

Natella : And they don't read the bible.

Keisha Marie : Motherfucker, that just leaves me with smoky bacon chips.

Natella : Muslims don't eat pork.

[Keisha bashes Natella on the head, and keeps eating]

Latrina : What about the emptiness in your life?

Keisha Marie : I think I was just hungry.
Natella : The school has no collective self-respect. We should be marching together with a sense of pride.

Latrina : Oh, Natella. Marching with pride is for gays!
Natella : Where's all the food?

Lunch Lady : They spent the catering budget on lobsters for the private school over the back there.

Natella : So, we're gonna starve?

Lunch Lady : We'll just have to try and feed your for nothing.

Natella : You've obviously never heard the expression, there's no such thing as a free lunch.

Lunch Lady : And you've obviously never eaten road kill.
Natella : Iqbal must have a weakness. A fatal flaw we can exploit.

Roger Bibby : Well, let's see. Pride...

Natella : That's good.

Roger Bibby : ...envy, sloth, gluttony, coveting his neighbour's ox, people smuggling, animal experimentation, animal experimentation videos...

Natella : Let's concentrate on pride.

Jo Wyatt: Natella, Various