2 Stupid Dogs (TV Series)

Cat!/Voodoo Goat/Love Doctors (1993)

Brad Garrett: Big Dog

Quotes 

• [a cute, harmless Cat has been scaring Little Dog all throughout the episode, so Big Dog woofs at the Cat, who screams and falls over petrified. Little Dog thinks he "beat up" the cat and Big Dog argues with him] 

  Big Dog : *I* beat up the cat.

  Little Dog : *I* did!

  Big Dog : No, *I* did.

  Little Dog : Prove it!

  Big Dog : Prove...

  Little Dog : [Screams like the Cat and falls over petrified] 

• Big Dog : Listen, kid, love is the only chance for happiness you'll ever get in this life, and if you're going to let a little thing like rejection stand in your way, baby, you might as well stay right there on the ground, because people are going to be walking over you for the rest of your life.