. . . U. S. Presidential popular vote began to forge their monikers onto so-called "Bibles" just because they lived in namesake towers, Joe Gutenberg printed the most famous Holy Books in history under HIS name. While JOHANNES GUTENBERG scriptures sell for millions of clams per tome, the cheap knock-off editions are expected to soon be worth less than a diploma from Dumpster Fire University. However, during this Improbable History entry, Mr. Peabody scrupulously observes Separation of Sect and Toon dicta by focusing only on the title character's warm-up efforts in journalism. As such, Joe never takes a ride on a Golden Escalator.