Archer (TV Series)
Archer: 1999 -- Robert De Niro (2019)
H. Jon Benjamin: Sterling Archer
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Quotes
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Mallory Archer : You were shot. By a crazy woman.
Sterling Archer : Just like Eddie Waitkus.
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Sterling Archer : Lana, I'm sorry I attacked you; I honestly don't know what got into me, and when this is over, you can punish me however you see fit.
Cheryl Tunt : It's "howmever".
Sterling Archer : Shut up! But this calls for some serious swashbuckling and no one else can buckle swashes like me.
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Ray Gillette : And is the defendant ready to proceed?
Sterling Archer : No, the defendant is not, because there is no defendant, because this whole thing is a sham and a farce, and I don't recognize this kangaroo court's authority, because it's presided over by a male prostitute.
Ray Gillette : Courtesan!
Sterling Archer : Popobot!
Ray Gillette : And, by god, you will recognize it, because prior to my current circumstances, for 16 years, I was a federation high court justice.
Cheryl Tunt : I have a question.
Ray Gillette : Woman, I swear to god...
Cheryl Tunt : How'd you go from being a federation judge to, like, blowing space truckers.
Ray Gillette : Well, missy, heh, th- that is a - oh, that is a long, crazy story. But it is entirely nongermane to the solemn proceeding before this bench.
