- Sterling Archer: Lana, I'm sorry I attacked you; I honestly don't know what got into me, and when this is over, you can punish me however you see fit.
- Cheryl Tunt: It's "howmever".
- Sterling Archer: Shut up! But this calls for some serious swashbuckling and no one else can buckle swashes like me.
- Ray Gillette: And is the defendant ready to proceed?
- Sterling Archer: No, the defendant is not, because there is no defendant, because this whole thing is a sham and a farce, and I don't recognize this kangaroo court's authority, because it's presided over by a male prostitute.
- Ray Gillette: Courtesan!
- Sterling Archer: Popobot!
- Ray Gillette: And, by god, you will recognize it, because prior to my current circumstances, for 16 years, I was a federation high court justice.
- Cheryl Tunt: I have a question.
- Ray Gillette: Woman, I swear to god...
- Cheryl Tunt: How'd you go from being a federation judge to, like, blowing space truckers.
- Ray Gillette: Well, missy, heh, th- that is a - oh, that is a long, crazy story. But it is entirely nongermane to the solemn proceeding before this bench.