Transformers: Animated (TV Series)

Garbage in, Garbage out (2008)

Corey Burton: Megatron, Ratchet, Spike Witwicky

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Quotes 

• Ratchet : You still want that ride, or what?

  Spike Witwicky , Carly Witwicky : We'll call a cab!

  [run off] 

  Ratchet : Hmph! Not even a "thank you". And they call ME rude...

• Bumblebee : [seeing Wreck-Gar for the first time]  What are you?... What is he?

  Bumblebee , Sari Sumdac : I don't know, but he's giving off a ton of AllSpark energy.

  Wreck-Gar : I am Wreck-Gar! I give off a ton of AllSpark energy!

  Bumblebee : So, what, an AllSpark fragment just brought a junk pile to life and made some new kind of Autobot?

  Wreck-Gar : I am Wreck-Gar! I am some new kind of Autobot?

  Ratchet : Listen up, scrapheap! You're not an Autobot, and you never will be an Autobot. You're only good for one thing: GARBAGE!

  [pause] 

  Wreck-Gar : I am Wreck-Gar! I am only good for one thing: GARBAGE! I must deliver garbage to all!

  [transforms into a garbage truck and rolls out... but first granting Sari and the Autobots a generous heap of garbage] 

  Sari Sumdac : [to Ratchet]  You really have a way with words, don't you?

• Ratchet : Get away from those controls, you malfunctioning slag-heap!

  Wreck-Gar : I am Wreck Gar! I am a malfunctioning slag-heap!

  Ratchet : You glitch-head, you're gonna destroy the whole city! You wouldn't dare do something THAT stupid!

  Wreck-Gar : I am Wreck-Gar! I dare to be stupid! I will destroy the whole city!

• Ratchet : [picks up the Mr. Powell, the Mayor and the Mayor's assistant]  Listen up you organic meat buckets, either you settle this garbage dispute here and now or I will throw you both into the river!

• Ratchet : [in vehicle mode]  Will you get in already?

  Sari Sumdac : Ah-ah-ah, what's the magic word?

  Ratchet : NOW!

  Sari Sumdac : It's gonna be a long day...

• Lugnut : Ahh, I'm picking up a new AllSpark energy signal, my liege...

  Megatron : No doubt another fragment has surfaced. Retrieve it, Lugnut, before the Autobots get their filthy servos on it.

  Lugnut : Stasis lock itself could not deter me from your grand and glorious plan, oh wise and noble Megatron!

  Megatron : [eye twitching]  Just... go.

• Sari Sumdac : Hello? Powell kicked me out of my home, why should we do him any favors?

  Ratchet : Because Microbots and an AllSpark fragment can't possibly add up to anything good!

• [in a traffic jam] 

  Ratchet : Move it already! Don't you humans have anything better to do?

  Sari Sumdac : You really should try being patient with people.

  Ratchet : I'd be a lot more patient with them, if they'd GET OUT OF MY WAY!

• [being cheered on] 

  Ratchet : Well, whaddaya know? They like me! They really like me! Guess I got a way with words.