- [last lines]
- [buried to his shoulders, at the bottom of the river]
- Wreck-Gar: Fear not, fellow creatures of the deep! I am Wreck-Gar! I am a hero! Um... excuse me, could someone give me a hand... or, or a fin... anyone?
- [in the middle of a battle]
- Sari Sumdac: [to an expectant Carly] Uh, I don't know much about these things, lady, but I think you're supposed to breathe or something?
- Ratchet: You still want that ride, or what?
- Spike Witwicky, Carly Witwicky: We'll call a cab!
- [run off]
- Ratchet: Hmph! Not even a "thank you". And they call ME rude...
- Bumblebee: [seeing Wreck-Gar for the first time] What are you?... What is he?
- Bumblebee, Sari Sumdac: I don't know, but he's giving off a ton of AllSpark energy.
- Wreck-Gar: I am Wreck-Gar! I give off a ton of AllSpark energy!
- Bumblebee: So, what, an AllSpark fragment just brought a junk pile to life and made some new kind of Autobot?
- Wreck-Gar: I am Wreck-Gar! I am some new kind of Autobot?
- Ratchet: Listen up, scrapheap! You're not an Autobot, and you never will be an Autobot. You're only good for one thing: GARBAGE!
- [pause]
- Wreck-Gar: I am Wreck-Gar! I am only good for one thing: GARBAGE! I must deliver garbage to all!
- [transforms into a garbage truck and rolls out... but first granting Sari and the Autobots a generous heap of garbage]
- Sari Sumdac: [to Ratchet] You really have a way with words, don't you?
- Ratchet: Get away from those controls, you malfunctioning slag-heap!
- Wreck-Gar: I am Wreck Gar! I am a malfunctioning slag-heap!
- Ratchet: You glitch-head, you're gonna destroy the whole city! You wouldn't dare do something THAT stupid!
- Wreck-Gar: I am Wreck-Gar! I dare to be stupid! I will destroy the whole city!
- Ratchet: [picks up the Mr. Powell, the Mayor and the Mayor's assistant] Listen up you organic meat buckets, either you settle this garbage dispute here and now or I will throw you both into the river!
- [Lugnut prepares his punch attack]
- Wreck-Gar: Ah, the universal greeting! Bah weep gragnah weep nini bong!
- [gives Lugnut a high-five... and causes them both to blow up]
- [breaking up a fight between Ratchet and an old man]
- Captain Fanzone: You, quit harassing the Autobot! You, put down the citizen!
- Ratchet: [in vehicle mode] Will you get in already?
- Sari Sumdac: Ah-ah-ah, what's the magic word?
- Ratchet: NOW!
- Sari Sumdac: It's gonna be a long day...
- Lugnut: Ahh, I'm picking up a new AllSpark energy signal, my liege...
- Megatron: No doubt another fragment has surfaced. Retrieve it, Lugnut, before the Autobots get their filthy servos on it.
- Lugnut: Stasis lock itself could not deter me from your grand and glorious plan, oh wise and noble Megatron!
- Megatron: [eye twitching] Just... go.
- Wreck-Gar: I don't suppose you can tell me what I am, funny green man?
- Angry Archer: You are... my partner-in-crime! They call me Angry Archer!
- Wreck-Gar: They call me "Worthless-Wreck Walking-Pile-of-Garbage"!
- Angry Archer: Oh, really? Bit of a mouthful. Perhaps we should just call you 'Wreck-Gar' for short.
- Lugnut: [confronting a garbage truck] Human! The AllSpark fragment, NOW!
- Wreck-Gar: [transforms] No humans here. I am Wreck-Gar! I am only good for one thing: GARBAGE!
- Lugnut: Are you an Autobot?
- Wreck-Gar: I am Wreck-Gar! I am not an Autobot, and never will be an Autobot!
- Lugnut: Ah! Then you must be a Decepticon!
- Wreck-Gar: I am Wreck-Gar! I... must be a Decepticon!
- [Wreck-Gar places a Decepticon badge on his chest]
- Lugnut: Aah, ALL HAIL MEGATRON!
- Wreck-Gar: All hail Megatron! Uh... what's a Megatron?
- Sari Sumdac: Hello? Powell kicked me out of my home, why should we do him any favors?
- Ratchet: Because Microbots and an AllSpark fragment can't possibly add up to anything good!
- [in a traffic jam]
- Ratchet: Move it already! Don't you humans have anything better to do?
- Sari Sumdac: You really should try being patient with people.
- Ratchet: I'd be a lot more patient with them, if they'd GET OUT OF MY WAY!
- [being cheered on]
- Ratchet: Well, whaddaya know? They like me! They really like me! Guess I got a way with words.