My Life Is Murder (TV Series)
The Boyfriend Experience (2019)
Lucy Lawless: Alexa Crowe
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Quotes
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Alexa Crowe : Hey, you don't think you could fix my Loobenschwegen?
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Alexa Crowe : You're my girlfriend and we're gonna go look at an apartment.
Madison Feliciano : What? That is so not right.
Alexa Crowe : What?
Madison Feliciano : Pretending to be lesbians. It's sexuality appropriation.
Alexa Crowe : It'll titillate Bob and that's what I need.
Madison Feliciano : It's workplace harassment.
Alexa Crowe : No-one's harassing you!
Madison Feliciano : It's workplace weirdness, at the very least.
Alexa Crowe : Get used to it.
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Madison Feliciano : I was bidding on the Schmilford. It's the, uh, Rolls Royce of portable vacuum cleaners.
Alexa Crowe : Oh, my God, you said that out loud.
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Madison Feliciano : Hey, make sure you meet him in public. He might be weird.
Alexa Crowe : This from someone who's hot for a vacuum cleaner?