- Alexa Crowe: You're my girlfriend and we're gonna go look at an apartment.
- Madison Feliciano: What? That is so not right.
- Alexa Crowe: What?
- Madison Feliciano: Pretending to be lesbians. It's sexuality appropriation.
- Alexa Crowe: It'll titillate Bob and that's what I need.
- Madison Feliciano: It's workplace harassment.
- Alexa Crowe: No-one's harassing you!
- Madison Feliciano: It's workplace weirdness, at the very least.
- Alexa Crowe: Get used to it.
- Madison Feliciano: I was bidding on the Schmilford. It's the, uh, Rolls Royce of portable vacuum cleaners.
- Alexa Crowe: Oh, my God, you said that out loud.
- Madison Feliciano: Hey, make sure you meet him in public. He might be weird.
- Alexa Crowe: This from someone who's hot for a vacuum cleaner?