Rick and Morty (TV Series)
The Vat of Acid Episode (2020)
Justin Roiland: Rick Sanchez, Morty Smith
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Quotes
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Rick Sanchez : [Sarcastically] Morty, please. Step back. That vat is full of acid. It will melt you completely, leaving only your bones.
Morty Smith : God damnit.
Rick Sanchez : I'm sorry, what did you say?
Morty Smith : I'm going in the vat.
[as Morty jumps into the vat his girlfriend pushes through the crowd. She runs away crying]
Rick Sanchez : [Sarcastically] Oh god, oh, I blame myself. Oh, what a tragedy. Oh, well, he's bones now. I guess all debts are paid.
NAACP member : Agreed. He's definitely dead.
AARP member : Why else would the bones come up?
#MeToo activist : While his actions were horrifying, and we are well within our rights to be outraged, I do wonder if we did bear some responsibility for this young man melting himself in acid.
[Philosophically]
#MeToo activist : Are we here for justice, or something else?
Supreme Court Justice Sonya Sotamayor : [With significance] Though justice be thy plea, consider this, that in the course of justice none of us should seek salvation. We do pray for mercy.
Rick Sanchez : Merchant of Venice. Nice. Very cool, lots to think about.
Heroin Keith : Vengeance is a tomb all encompassing...
Rick Sanchez : [Hastily] Ok. This isn't a poetry reading. A kid just died. Everyone go home and hug your loved one or something.
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Rick Sanchez : Well, I'm stumped. Seems like there's no way out of this one. Unless...
[looks at something. Morty turns, and sees the vat of acid]
Morty Smith : Goddamnit.
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Morty Smith : All right, let's just do this. I have English homework.
Rick Sanchez : You're still learning English? It's the language you speak. How dumb are you?
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[last lines]
Rick Sanchez : All right. Come on, Morty, let's go home!
Morty Smith : Wait, what? This isn't our reality?
Rick Sanchez : What, you think I'd waste our home teaching you a fucking lesson? I am gonna miss this place, though: Johnny Carson's still alive and on the air, 9/11 never happened, and Rocky Road ice cream has peanut butter and jelly instead of marshmallows.
Morty Smith : But... what? The marshmallows are the best part!
Rick Sanchez : MORTY!
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Rick Sanchez : Don't ever make fun of me again, EVER!
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Rick Sanchez : Before what you're trying to do was called negging, it was called reverse psychology, and incels didn't invent it, Bugs Bunny did.
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Rick Sanchez : Show him the crystals, Morty.
[Shows 10 red crystals]
Crime Boss : [Taking the red crystals while handing Rick 10 nearly identical grey crystals] Thanks, I'm going to make lots money with these.
Rick Sanchez : [Taking the grey crystals] And I'll make lots of those with these.
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Morty Smith : I don't deserve this. I was just having fun.
Rick Sanchez : So was Jeffrey Dahmer.