- Lou Carmody: Now, how'd a nerd like me get so lucky?
- Vic McQueen: Well you and I both know the ugly truth, Carmody. I ain't here for you.
- Lou Carmody: No?
- Vic McQueen: I'm here for your comic collection.
- Maggie Leigh: Vic, let it go. This is your happy ending, so try to see it. Go make an honest man out of that snuggly bear of yours and get your ass online so I can see pictures of Wayne before he hits the gangly phase.