The Good Place (TV Series)
Whenever You're Ready (2020)
D'Arcy Carden: Janet
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Quotes
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Janet : What do you think happens when people walk through the door? It's the only thing in the universe I don't know.
Eleanor Shellstrop : I don't know either. The wave returns to the ocean. What the ocean does with the water after that is anyone's guess. But as a very wise not-robot once told me, the true joy's in the mystery.
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Janet : Do you mind if I stay here until you're gone?
Eleanor Shellstrop : Only if you say that thing I taught you.
Janet : [thinks] I hate to see you walk through the Final Door on the edge of existence... but I love to watch you leave.
Eleanor Shellstrop : There we go.
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Janet : To me, remembering moments with you is the same as living in them.
Jason Mendoza : Can you just remember the happy times and forget the bad stuff?
Janet : There was no bad stuff. It was all good.
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Jason Mendoza : Oh, dip! You're back!
Janet : [shocked] Jason?
Jason Mendoza : Yeah!
Janet : What... but... how... why...
Jason Mendoza : Funny story. Remember how I made you something, but I thought I lost it because it wasn't in my pocket?
Janet : Uh-huh.
Jason Mendoza : Turns out it was in my other pocket! By the time I found it, you were gone. I was just gonna leave it for you, but I was worried it would get eaten by that magic squirrel. So I decided to wait for you to come back. Every so often, a different Janet came, but I knew it wasn't you.
Janet : Jason, it's been, like, a thousand bearamies.
Jason Mendoza : I know, but I wanted to see you again. It was actually pretty easy to wait. I just sort of sat quietly and let my mind drift away. Thought about you and the infinity of the universe.
Janet : Kind of like a monk.
Jason Mendoza : [frowns] What do you mean?
[puts the locket around Janet's neck]
Jason Mendoza : Looks good, not-a-girl.
[Jason and Janet share one last kiss]
Jason Mendoza : Chidi, wait up!
[Janet smiles as she watches Jason go through the arch]
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Jason Mendoza : What time is it?
Janet : I don't know.
Jason Mendoza : Really?
Janet : Yeah. At one point, hundreds of Bearimys ago, I turned off my ability to know what time it is anywhere in the universe when you and I are together.
