- Chicken Rep: And what could we do with the school?
- Iqbal Kandallah: Anything.
- Mr. Bibby: Within limits.
- Chicken Rep: And what would those limits be?
- Mr. Bibby: Okay: anything.
- Mr. Bibby: [to Natella] May the best man win. That means Iqbal, because he's a man. That was actually a clever joke.
- Keisha: [Natella's electoral platform] Peace to Tupac! Fuck the police!
- Mr. Bibby: The way I look at it, there's nothing more malleable than the mind of a child. Oh, did I say malleable? I meant precious.
- Natella: So, we're malleable are we?
- Keisha: No. First he said that, then he realised he got it wrong, and said precious. You've got to listen straight, Natella.
- Melanie Dickson: What's the only part of the chicken that you can't put in the box?
- Kylie Rice-Davis: The face.
- T'Shawn: The fingers?
- Davis: The willy.
- Melanie Dickson: Actually, it's a trick question. There is no part of the chicken that you can't put in the box.
- Natella: When was the last time we had a lesson that didn't involve chicken?
- Keisha: Yesterday. Double chicken.
- Natella: That involved chicken.
- Keisha: Did it? I gots to listen more.
- Carol Jackson: This is yet another example of corporate infiltration into our school system!
- Melanie Dickson: I wish he'd infiltrate my system.
- Carol Jackson: We're not talking about a man! And if we were, he'd infiltrate my system first.
- Natella: There's all sorts of stuff we don't know about in the school rules. We're not supposed to swear at teachers, we're supposed to have books. Look! We should have abolished capital punishment.
- Latrina: If we hurry, we can save Briony Trigwell from 3B!
- Keisha: [lights flicker] Too late.
- Natella: Keisha, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
- Keisha: Yeah, where's our modern-day Jonathan Swift?
- Natella: Closer than usual.
- Keisha: I'm a natural orator.
- Latrina: Oh, me too! It's all about tucking your lips over your teeth.
- Carol Jackson: Martin, say something!
- Martin Jackson: Carol, I do not think of me and Melanie in bed together!
- Carol Jackson: What?
- Martin Jackson: Nothing.
- [to himself]
- Martin Jackson: Fuck.
- Keisha: I'm looking for a rule that says you can challenge the President straight away if they is no good.
- Carol Jackson: Do you think there might be one in there?
- Keisha: Indeed I do, miss. Indeed I do.
- Carol Jackson: Do you think someone who can read might find it quicker?
- Keisha: Indeed I do, miss. Indeed I do.
- Keisha: I have a dream. A dream of white kids and brown kids and black kids, all living together in harmony. Latrina has a dream: about a tunnel and a series of bigger and bigger trains. Let's make those dreams come true!