Bromwell High (TV Series)

Prefect (2005)

Simon Greenall: Iqbal Kandallah, Martin Jackson, Various

Quotes 

• Mr. Bibby : [Discussing what to do about Keisha]  Headmaster, enough is enough. I think it's time to *get rid* of this problem once and for all.

  Iqbal : Hmm? Hmm. I see. You is make this problem disappear.

  Keisha Marie : What is you saying? Is it good?

  Mr. Bibby : Yes. Quite, we must *dispose* of this *problem* without delay.

  Iqbal : Ahh, you is mean *eliminate* this problem forever.

  Keisha Marie : What's this problem? Can I help?

  Iqbal : Let Iqbal is get absolutely straight. You is suggest we brutally murder this child and hack the head off her corpse?

  Mr. Bibby : No. But full marks for trying.

• Iqbal : ...And when they is take the lump out, they is find that it has hair, and teeth, and is in fact my twin brother what has been buried inside Iqbal all these years! Ha, bloody family, eh? Hahaha... okay, item 54...

• Iqbal : Ah, Mr. Bib! At least you are not like the children.

  Mr. Bibby : But I am, headmaster. I'm-a like the children very much.

  Iqbal : No, I mean you no look like the children.

  Mr. Bibby : Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were talking Banana Boat English.

• Mr. Bibby : Keisha is like Terminator, but harder.

  Iqbal : Ah, like Terminator 2.