- Captain Man: Sure you're gonna be okay without me?
- Kyle: [entering aggressively and addressing Kid Danger] Oo-ugh! Uh! You ready for round two?
- Kid Danger: [to Captain Man] I'm gonna be just fine.
- Kyle: [enjoying his fight against Kid Danger] That... was... AWESOME!
- [Kyle, excited, punches a hole in the wall]
- Kid Danger: Oh, I thought I lost you there for a second.
- Kyle: I'm not going anywhere.
- Kid Danger: [with an adoring smile] Except through that wall!
- The Toddler: I gotta swing by Swellview Airport and NOT skyjack a cargo plane full of blankies. Sure would be a shame if someone tried to stop me. Well. See you around.
- Captain Man: Thanks for the drink, Todd.
- The Toddler: [with a beguiling smile] Todd-LER.
- Piper Hart: The Toddler just escaped from Swellview Prison.
- Ray Manchester: Dah!
- Charlotte Page: He greased himself up with baby oil and no one could grab him.
- Henry Hart: Ha! Slick move.
- Captain Man: [describing his perfect fight] Okay, uh. It's midnight. I'm on top of a blimp, and suddenly... there's this bad guy. Sparks fly and so do our fists. I defeat him -- obviously -- and I jump off the blimp right as it explodes.
- Charlotte Page: Y'know, it's funny. I feel like ten minutes ago I told you to drive yourself, but you're still talking and not driving.
- Captain Man: When I said that to you earlier, it was hilarious, but when you say it to me, it's just mean...
- [Charlotte hangs up the phone]
- Ray Manchester: What's Rumblr?
- Piper Hart: Well, it's like a dating app, but instead of matching women with creeps it matches heroes with villains.
- Ray Manchester: Y'know it's funny. I feel like ten minutes ago I told you I wanted to see my matches, but you're still talking and I haven't seen any.
- Charlotte Page: [pause] And I'm on five!