The Ren & Stimpy Show (TV Series)

Stimpy's Fan Club (1993)

John Kricfalusi: Ren Höek

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Quotes 

• Ren Höek : [stammering]  I... I was nice today, nice to all those insipid little monkeys!, answering all their stupid letters!

  [nervously looking at his hands] 

  Ren Höek : My hands... dirty!

  [starts rubbing them together] 

  Ren Höek : The dirt won't come off!

  [screams] 

  Ren Höek : President what a joke, president... president of what?

  [looks over at Stimpy] 

  Ren Höek : His fan club!, how they love him!

  [crawls onto Stimpy's stomach] 

  Ren Höek : Look at him lying there asleep!

  [stands up and stares at him] 

  Ren Höek : The idol of millions! He's a fool, a lying, silly little fool!, how easily I could end the farce

  [looks at his hands] 

  Ren Höek : with these hands, these dirty hands!

  [in a demonic voice] 

  Ren Höek : and with these hands I hold the fate of millions!, they think he's a god, but he's as mortal as we!, I know!

  [imagines saw marks on Stimpy's neck] 

  Ren Höek : Just one quick twist!

  [makes strangling and twisting motions] 

  Ren Höek : and it's over, just one!

  [reaches for Stimpy's throat] 

  Ren Höek : [suddenly grabbing his head in pain]  No it's happening again!, my brain!

  [in a demonic voice] 

  Ren Höek : My hot stinging brain!

  [shrieks in terror] 

• Ren Höek : [in a daydream where he's president]  What do you MEAN you don't agree with me? Do you know who you're DEALING with?

  [looks to his right and raises his fist to crush "The Button", which blows up a chunk of the earth] 

  Ren Höek : HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! AH HA HA HA...!

• Mailman : [rings the doorbell]  Mailman, got some mail here!

  [Ren slowly trots over using a crudely made Stimpy robot] 

  Mailman : Ah, hello Mr. Cat you're looking healthy this morning

  Ren Höek : Shut up!

  [doing a terrible impression of Stimpy's voice] 

  Ren Höek : Duh, I don't want anymore of your filthy letters, your services are not welcome here, and duh, tell those pesky kids to stop writing me Stimpson J. Cat, duh!

  Mailman : Uh, whatever you say, actually I only have one letter today and it's for Mr. Hoek, I guess I'll just throw this one out

  Ren Höek : Give me that!

  [snatches it from him] 

• Ren Höek : [excited]  A letter for me, letter for me, nothing for Stimpy! No, no, no, Mr. Ren Hoek

  [laughs] 

  Ren Höek : that's what it says!

  Stimpy : [yawns]  Good morning Ren

  Ren Höek : [laughs and points at Stimpy]  You, you and your fan mail, Mr. Fanclub! Everybody loves you don't they!

  [Stimpy nods] 

  Ren Höek : Well guess what the mail man brought you today?

  [repeatedly pokes Stimpy in the head] 

  Ren Höek : Nothing!

  [hits him on the nose with the letter] 

  Ren Höek : This letter's for me see!, you they have forgotten now it's me they love, it is I that am the most loved, I who shall rule!

  [breathes heavily and frantically tears open the letter] 

  Ren Höek : Oh yes this is the proof, this is the proof that you are finished!

  [grabs Stimpy's arm and shakes him] 

  Ren Höek : Isn't it? That's what it says!

  [begins reading the letter] 

  Ren Höek : Dear Ren, that's me, that's me! You are my favorite tv star, nobody, nobody is as funny and as smart as you, see are you getting this?

  [rubs the letter in Stimpy's face] 

  Ren Höek : I am the best, I am king! Listen to this, you may learn something

  [pokes Stimpy in the chest] 

  Ren Höek : I wish I could be just like you, how about that!

  [elbows Stimpy in the stomach] 

  Ren Höek : This fan has some ambition, you are my favorite person in the whole wide world! Ha! Love, it says "love", your pal... Stimpy?

  [looks at Stimpy who smiles and breaks down crying] 

  Ren Höek : Oh, Stimpy I'm so ashamed!

  Stimpy : I meant every word

  [hugs Ren as he continues crying] 

  Stimpy : There, there Ren, there, there