The Ren & Stimpy Show (TV Series)
Stimpy's Fan Club (1993)
Billy West: Ren Höek (some lines), Stimpy, Mailman
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Quotes
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Mailman : [rings the doorbell] Mailman, got some mail here!
[Ren slowly trots over using a crudely made Stimpy robot]
Mailman : Ah, hello Mr. Cat you're looking healthy this morning
Ren Höek : Shut up!
[doing a terrible impression of Stimpy's voice]
Ren Höek : Duh, I don't want anymore of your filthy letters, your services are not welcome here, and duh, tell those pesky kids to stop writing me Stimpson J. Cat, duh!
Mailman : Uh, whatever you say, actually I only have one letter today and it's for Mr. Hoek, I guess I'll just throw this one out
Ren Höek : Give me that!
[snatches it from him]
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Ren Höek : [excited] A letter for me, letter for me, nothing for Stimpy! No, no, no, Mr. Ren Hoek
[laughs]
Ren Höek : that's what it says!
Stimpy : [yawns] Good morning Ren
Ren Höek : [laughs and points at Stimpy] You, you and your fan mail, Mr. Fanclub! Everybody loves you don't they!
[Stimpy nods]
Ren Höek : Well guess what the mail man brought you today?
[repeatedly pokes Stimpy in the head]
Ren Höek : Nothing!
[hits him on the nose with the letter]
Ren Höek : This letter's for me see!, you they have forgotten now it's me they love, it is I that am the most loved, I who shall rule!
[breathes heavily and frantically tears open the letter]
Ren Höek : Oh yes this is the proof, this is the proof that you are finished!
[grabs Stimpy's arm and shakes him]
Ren Höek : Isn't it? That's what it says!
[begins reading the letter]
Ren Höek : Dear Ren, that's me, that's me! You are my favorite tv star, nobody, nobody is as funny and as smart as you, see are you getting this?
[rubs the letter in Stimpy's face]
Ren Höek : I am the best, I am king! Listen to this, you may learn something
[pokes Stimpy in the chest]
Ren Höek : I wish I could be just like you, how about that!
[elbows Stimpy in the stomach]
Ren Höek : This fan has some ambition, you are my favorite person in the whole wide world! Ha! Love, it says "love", your pal... Stimpy?
[looks at Stimpy who smiles and breaks down crying]
Ren Höek : Oh, Stimpy I'm so ashamed!
Stimpy : I meant every word
[hugs Ren as he continues crying]
Stimpy : There, there Ren, there, there
