The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Fuzzy Boots Corollary (2007)
Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali
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Quotes
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Leonard : Hey, what's going on?
Sheldon : Internet's been down for half an hour.
Koothrappali : Also, Sheldon may be a robot.
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Howard Wolowitz : [Leonard, Sheldon, Howard & Raj are on their laptops playing an online role playing game] All right, just a few more feet and...
[pause]
Howard Wolowitz : Here we are gentlemen, the Gates Of Elzebub.
Sheldon : Good lord!
Leonard : Don't panic, this is what the last 97 hours have been about.
Howard Wolowitz : Stay frosty. There's a horde of armed goblins on the other side of that gate guarding the Sword Of Azeroth.
Leonard : Warriors, unsheathe your weapons. Magic wielders, raise your wands.
Sheldon : Lock and load.
Howard Wolowitz : Raj, blow the gates.
Raj Koothrappali : Blowing the gates.
[pressing keys]
Raj Koothrappali : Control, shift, B.
[sound of the gates blowing]
Raj Koothrappali : Oh my God, so many goblins!
Howard Wolowitz : Don't just stand there, slash and move! Slash and move!
Leonard : Stay in formation!
Howard Wolowitz : Leonard, you've got one on your tail!
Leonard : That's all right, my tail's prehensile, I'll swat him off!
Raj Koothrappali : I got him Leonard. Tonight, I spice my meat with goblin blood!
Leonard : Raj, no, it's a trap! Thay're flanking us!
Raj Koothrappali : [in a wimpy tone] Oh, he's got me.
Howard Wolowitz : Sheldon, he's got Raj, use your sleep spell! Sheldon!
[changes to an annoyed whisper]
Howard Wolowitz : Sheldon!
Sheldon : I've got the Sword Of Azeroth!
Leonard : Forget the sword Sheldon, help Raj.
Sheldon : There is no more Sheldon! I am the sword master!
Howard Wolowitz : Leonard look out!
Leonard : Damn it man, we're dying here!
Sheldon : Goodbye peasents.
Leonard : The bastard teleported.
Raj Koothrappali : [looks at Sheldon's screen] He's selling the sword of Azeroth on eBay.
Leonard : You betrayed us for money? Who are you?
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Wolowitz : Sheldon, if you were a robot, and I knew and you didn't, would you want me to tell you?
Sheldon : That depends. When I learn that I'm a robot, will I be able to handle it?
Wolowitz : Maybe, although the history of science fiction is not on your side.
Sheldon : Uh, let me ask you this: when I learn that I'm a robot, would I be bound by Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics?
Koothrappali : You might be bound by them right now.
Wolowitz : That's true. Have you ever harmed a human being, or, through inaction, allowed a human being to come to harm?
Sheldon : Of course not.
Koothrappali : Have you ever harmed yourself or allowed yourself to be harmed except in cases where a human being would've been endangered?
Sheldon : Well, no.
Wolowitz : I smell robot.
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Koothrappali : Tonight I spice my meat with goblin blood!