The IT Crowd (TV Series)

Return of the Golden Child (2007)

Christopher Morris: Denholm Reynholm

Quotes 

• Denholm Reynholm : [Denholm speaking via video-will at his funeral, in front of the entire company]  There's one more thing, Douglas. But it's for your ears, only. So i want you to stop the tape, take it home, and watch it again later in private.

  Douglas : But these are my new family, father. I hold no secrets from them.

  Denholm Reynholm : Ok, Douglas now we're alone, I can speak frankly. You may well receive a visit from the police at some point concerning irregularities in the pension fund.

  Douglas : Turn that off.

  Denholm Reynholm : I've been using a very creative accountant, recently released from jail to manage what I call, a suck fund.

  Douglas : Where's the remote?

  Denholm Reynholm : Now a suck fund...

  Douglas : [Ripping the DVD player from the TV]  I'll do it myself. Goodbye, Father! Right. I'm off. I'll see you all on Monday,