The IT Crowd (TV Series)

Moss and the German (2007)

Katherine Parkinson: Jen Barber

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• Jen : [just got off the phone with Douglas's PA]  Right, I'm off. Douglas is on his way down.

  Roy : So?

  Jen : Well, to be honest, he's been making advances. He keeps asking me if I want to go for a ride in his helicopter.

  Roy : I wanna go for a ride in the helicopter!

  Jen : Then grow a pair of tits.

  Roy : [more to himself]  If I did have tits, I wouldn't mind letting someone have a go on them for a ride in a helicopter.

• Douglas : Ah, Jen. Good. Can I have a word with you?

  Jen : No, can't. Busy. Very busy. And I don't want to go for a ride in the helicopter.

  Douglas : OK, OK. That wasn't what I was going to ask actually.

  Jen : Oh?

  Douglas : Yes, it was something... work-related.

  Jen : What department is this?

  Douglas : [confused]  Sorry?

  Jen : If it's work-related, you'll know what department this is. What department is this?

  Douglas : [looks around at Moss and Roy]  Some sort of... homosexual department?