- Mr. Peanutbutter: [to Pickles] Is there any chance we can talk IRL? Intimately, Rigorously, Lengthily.
- Mr. Peanutbutter: [to Pickles] If we put our heads together, I know we'll find the perfect guy for you to cheat on me with that makes it totally even, so things can go back to normal and we can get married.