- BoJack Horseman: This place was supposed to be a fresh start for me. *Rehab* was supposed to be a fresh start. But no matter how many starts I get, there's always the same ending. Everything falls apart, and I end up alone.
- Princess Carolyn: I'm still here, BoJack.
- BoJack Horseman: Why?
- Princess Carolyn: I don't know. I'm a fool, I guess. And you were my first client. And one time you were drunk, and you smiled at me, and I said: "What?" And you said: "I just like being in a room with you. You make rooms good."
- BoJack Horseman: You still do.
- Princess Carolyn: I have loved you for 25 years, and I never loved anyone better. That kind of love, you only get it when you're young and stupid. I'm not gonna get it again. And when I tell my daughter the story of the great love of my life, I want it to have a happy ending.
- BoJack Horseman: Is it possible you letting me go *is* the happy ending?
- Princess Carolyn: BoJack, tell us every bad thing you ever did.
- BoJack Horseman: [sighs] It's gonna be a long night.
- Diane Nguyen: No! You're about to get pushed out of a plane, and the two of you are talking like you're trying to brainstorm ways to get back on the plane! That's not gonna happen! You can try to find a parachute, or you can dive headfirst into the earth, but the plane is gone!