Quotes
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Lieutenant Diablo : I found this... where Matt was killed. Fell out of his pocket. Just a little thing I like to call "evidence."
Chloe Decker : You stole evidence from the crime scene?
Lucifer Morningstar : To be fair, Detective, that is absolutely on-brand.
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Lieutenant Diablo : Blaze, tell the girls to swap their G-strings for evening gowns tomorrow night.
Mazikeen : [Watching show] Wow. It's like looking into a mirror
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Lieutenant Diablo : I've been doing this job for seven episodes now, and if there's one thing I've learned, it's why people kill.
Lucifer Morningstar : Oh?
Lieutenant Diablo : It's 'cause they *yearn* for something. You want to find the killer, figure out their yearning.
Lucifer Morningstar : Right. Isn't there a better word for that?
Lieutenant Diablo : No.
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Detective Doofus : Diablo, I don't get it. How did you manage to get a lead from a single strand of dental floss?
Lieutenant Diablo : Like I keep telling you, Detective Doofus... I've got connections in the underworld.
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Chloe Decker : Thank you for your time.
Lucifer Morningstar : Yes. Thank you.
Lieutenant Diablo : [Turns to co-star cluelessly] Do they seem familiar to you?
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Lieutenant Diablo : The man was an artist.
Lucifer Morningstar : Sorry, is that a vape pen?
Lieutenant Diablo : Hot cinnamon. Keeps the weight off.
Lucifer Morningstar : [sighs] You were doing so well.