Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe (2008 Video Game)

David Gazzana: Batman

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Quotes 

• Batman : [Batman drives around in his Batmobile with a defeated Scorpion, then a doll resembling The Joker appears on the windshield and Batman stops the Batmobile before the doll explodes]  I don't have time for this nonsense.

  [Gets out of the Batmobile] 

  The Joker : No, no, no! You were supposed to die when the clown exploded.

  Batman : Sorry to ruin your night, Joker.

• Batman : Alright, Joker. You wanted me?

  The Joker : [Coming in]  Well, well. If it isn't Batman. Sorry about before, you know: the *running away*, that was rude of me. You'll be happy to know I won't be running away anymore.

  Batman : I know you have a trick up your sleeve.

  The Joker : [Checks his right sleeve]  Nothing up this sleeve, let's check the other one.

  [Checks his left sleeve] 

  The Joker : Nope, nothing up my sleeves.

  Batman : [Becoming angry]  I don't have time for this.

  [Is pushed to the ground by The Joker] 

  The Joker : Now, you're all mine!

  [Defeats Batman] 

  The Joker : I did it, I beat Batman!

  [laughs maniacally] 

  The Joker : I win, I win, I win, I win, I win.

  Batman : [Gets up]  Not yet.

  [Tazes The Joker] 

  Batman : You cannot *rage* if you're out cold.

• Batman : [Having Liu Kang tied up in the UN Space Station]  Computer, match the blood of Liu Kang with any of the known alien DNA that we have in the data base.

  [the computer could not match Liu Kang's blood with any of the alien DNA] 

  Batman : Hmmm. I need to know that if I can expect anymore...

  [Alarm sounds] 

  Batman : visitors.

  Raiden : [Appears]  You will release Liu Kang at once.

  [Zaps Batman who gets up easily] 

  Batman : Let me guess, you are from the same world as Liu Kang and Scorpion.

  Raiden : How is it possible?

  Batman : Insulated armor.

  Raiden : Release Liu Kang.

  Batman : First, I need answers.

  Raiden : Rlease Liu Kang, or I will take him from you.

  Batman : [after Batman defeats Raiden, Raiden gets up and goes to Liu Kang and escapes with him, then Batman sees Earth with yellow lines cutting through it]  Its worse than I expected. Much worse.

• Catwoman : [after being defeated by The Flash]  This is why I don't play nice with you hero types.

  Kano : [Coming in and picking up a valuable item that Catwoman dropped]  Ooh. This is a bit of tardy some.

  The Flash : Alright, what's your deal?

  [Then is effected by the Kombat rage] 

  Kano : You don't look so good, matey.

  Catwoman : I'll take that.

  [Takes the item from Kano] 

  Kano : Hey.

  [Catwoman then disappears in a portal] 

  The Flash : Alright, hand over the gem.

  Kano : Can't, matey. She took it.

  The Flash : And you helped her escape?

  Kano : I don't like your attitude, you need to be taught some manners.

  [Then Kano shoots lasers from his eyes but The Flash dodges out of the way] 

  Kano : You give Kabal a run for his money.

  The Flash : My turn.

  [He fights Kano and defeats him, then has Kano by the neck and is about to kill him and Batman appears] 

  Batman : Who is that man, and what are you doing here in Gotham?

  The Flash : Batman. This freak, this freak tried to kill me. Now, I'm gonna return the favor.

  Batman : No, you're not. It's clear that something's wrong with you. The Flash I know doesn't kill.

  The Flash : He does now.

  [Fights Batman and defeats him] 

  The Flash : I thought you were a master of hand-to-hand combat.

  Batman : [Tazes The Flash]  I am.