A bloody supermarket car park fight over a parking space gives Lillian Gordon Moore an idea how to get the upper hand in the power struggle between Camilla and Joyce in the women community of Little Stemptington. They are going to set an all female Fight Club, and start rekindling the generations old disputes - all duly registered on a ledger book... The new law (besides not to discuss Fight Club...) is established: no knives, no weapons, but possible deaths in all out fisticuffs to the finish. In order to obtain planning permission for the super casino on Stempington Wetlands, Camilla decides to blackmail local Conservative candidate Toby Jerwood Jones. She asks Hilary to seduce him - with dubious results. Joyce is losing her control over the «zero-crime community». Her son Bill is trapped into marriage by Camilla's daughter (a Jewel Diamond of a girl) by staging a suicide attempt on the steeple of Stempington Church. And then Camilla Diamond, keen to destroy Joyce completely, summons Jeremy to her house under the pretense of a burglary, drugs him and records herself having sex with him in her outdoors pool.
—Artemis-9